[8:39:20 PM] Forte: yep
[8:39:21 PM] Forte: fuck this game
[8:39:25 PM] Forte: and its impossibility.
[8:39:31 PM] Jason "Rags" Gray: what are you playing
[8:39:35 PM] Forte: Gradius goddamn III
[8:39:48 PM] Forte: you win, Konami.
[8:39:52 PM] Forte: you made the most unbeatable game
[8:39:53 PM] c0mp1337: arcade mode?
[8:39:54 PM] Forte: that is still playable.
[8:40:10 PM] Forte: I don't understand how they did it
[8:40:14 PM] Forte: it's not glitchy as fuck or anything
[8:40:23 PM] Forte: it's just unfair to the maximum definition of unfair.
[8:40:43 PM] c0mp1337: a rape you in the ass unfair?
[8:40:51 PM] Forte: rape can't even describe it
[8:41:08 PM] Forte: I think it's more the promise of being raped
[8:41:14 PM] Forte: but it never happens
[8:41:20 PM] Forte: yet you're constantly being told that you will be raped
[8:41:32 PM] Forte: and they won't let you out of this little tiny room unti you are raped
[8:41:36 PM] Forte: but no one ever does it
[8:41:47 PM] Forte: so you just die
[8:41:51 PM] Forte: after waiting for forever
[8:42:06 PM] Jason "Rags" Gray: lol
[8:42:08 PM] Forte: and occasionally a big black dude will come in and flash you a menacing smile
[8:42:13 PM] Forte: and then he just leaves
[8:42:28 PM] Forte: This is what playing Gradius III is like.