ID

[Forte]

==> Repeat the crate wearing process to find out if the same such thing exists in another crate.

[Fenril]

==> when repeating said process, perhaps focus on the crates immediately blocking the elevator?

[Forte]

==> Disregard the above advice and make sure to repeat the process on every crate

[Fenril]

==> disregard the advice saying to disregard the advice above, and don't disregard the advice above the advice advising you to disregard the advice that is in fact before the advice before this advice, urging you not to disregard the advice which is the advice above the advice above this advice

[c0mp1337]

==>yukari yakumo: push both fenril and forte into a gap, leave them stranded somewhere in nevada.

[MegaRock35]

Renko: Repeat the crate wearing process to find out if the same such thing exists in another crate.
You --

Renko: When repeating said process, perhaps focus on the crates immediately blocking the elevator?
Okay, you--

Renko: Disregard the above advice and make sure to repeat the process on every crate
Uh--

Renko: Disregard the advice saying to disregard the advice above, and don't disregard the advice above the advice advising you to disregard the advice that is in fact before the advice before this advice, urging you not to disregard the advice which is the advice above the advice above this advice
Huh--?

Yukari Yakumo: Push both Fenril and Forte into a gap, leave them stranded somewhere in Nevada
As much as you would like her to, it is daytime, and thus Yukari is asleep. She's probably to lazy to do it even if she was awake.

Renko: Just open the damn crates already!
After several hours of this tedious chore, you have finally managed to open all the crates. Inside you find various things, such as ammo, knives, swords, handguns, flamethrowers, cigars, grenades, crack, other explosives, alcohol, and marzipan.

After rummaging through all these crates, you decide to take a few grenades and some ammo. And of course some marzipan for if you get hungry. Conveniently, the freight elevator is now barricade-free.

Renko: Ride the elevator. Be the hitman.
Alright, time to get this show on the road. C-Note should probably be showing up to make the deal soon. On the roof, you see a water tower, as well was some gargoyles lining the ledge. Across the street is an office building, and inside the panoramic window at the top, you spot a leather office chair and a worn out top hat peaking over the top. This is obviously your mark. Across the desk from him is a gruff looking man with a scraggly beard negotiating with him. The supplier, you presume.

[Forte]

==> Chuck grenade(s) at office building. Make sure to arm them first.

[c0mp1337]

==>equip ballistic knife along the way

[Fenril]

==> Be the Goddamn Batman

[MegaRock35]

Renko: Equip ballistic knife
You decide to equip that handy ballistic knife you found in case things get hairy. You can never be too careful when dealing with such a nefarious crime lord.

Renko: Chuck Grenades at office building
You figure you might as well take advantage of those conveniently placed supplies. You take off your belt and use it to bundle the grenades together, creating a sort of jury-rigged cluster bomb. You probably only need to use the one grenade, but where's the fun in that? There's no kill like overkill.

You grasp the bundle of grenades and yank out the pins. You lob the ball of death towards your mark... only to have them bounce right off the Plexiglass and fall into the street below. Shit.

Renko: Try Plan B
Well, that didn't go quite as planned. Guess you only have one option left: snipe him. Good thing you have that gun. You equip it with the laser sight and the long barrel, and then take aim. You wait to get the perfect shot, hold your breath, and pull the trigger...

...only to have the booby-trapped gun blow up in your face. Way to go, dumbass, you walked right into the trap.

==>
The force of the explosion sent you crashing into the water tower, where you black out for a minute or so. After regaining your now blurred vision, you notice a guard dressed in gear similar to that of a SWAT member standing over you. He says something, but you can't hear anything due to the incessant ringing in your ears. Not deterred by the fatal injuries, you smack him in the face as hard as you can with the bloody stub that used to be your right arm.

You grab him by the throat with your one good arm and dangle over the ledge. The poor sap is shaking violently and sweating profusely. You see him mouth something. Something like "You should be dead! What the hell are you?!"

At the top of your lungs, you growl "I'm the Goddamned Batman!" and drop him to his death. Shortly after, you collapse into a puddle of your own blood. You look up into the sky one last time before you slip away into death.

==>
A young investigator arrives at a crime scene. The Prospitian police are investigating a recent double homicide that has left this street in disarray. An explosion has obliterated the sidewalk; a corpse has been horribly mutilated; another has become road kill; and a broken pair of impossibly cool shades left abandoned in the streets. What monster could've done this? You'll find out, or your name isn't... your name isn't... uh, a little help here? (Enter Name)

[Cobalt]

==> Agent Balt.

[Forte]

==> Insufferable prick

[MegaRock35]

==> Insufferable prick

I find this hilarious, considering I'd already planned for him to use a sword and wear shades.

==> Enter Name
>INSUFFERABLE PRICK

Ah, that's right, your name is Insuffer-- wait, what?! That's not funny, smartass!

>AGENT BALT

Er, right, you are Agent Balt, an up-and-coming detective with the PPD. Your black button-up jacket is left open, revealing a white tee shirt with a badge pinned to it underneath. On your belt, you have your weapon of choice: a Gladius. On your head sits a black backwards flat cap, and on your face, those awesome shades you rescued. You're ready to take on the world and find the monster who committed this heinous crime. You won't let him get away with this. No one breaks cool sunglasses and get's away with it on your watch. The only question now: where to begin?

[Forte]

==> Retrieve armaments

[c0mp1337]

==> Retrieve armaments from your nice hat