Some untitled castlevania thing referencing twilight

[c0mp1337]

This fic is not to be taken seriously, I apologize to twilight fans and everyone else who loves these kinds of things. I have no ill will to twilight, it's pretty much ok IMO, I just hate faggots who think sparkling vampires (not rainbow drinkers) are better/more awesome/etc than other kinds of vampires.
normal day at a book store, normal weather, a large line of people waiting for their turn to have a book signed

Stephenie Meyer:  Ok, next please.

a man cosplaying Richter Belmont, whip and all at that, approaches the table

Stephenie: ok, may I have your name please.
Man: Die monster. you are not allowed to sign books here.
Stephenie: it was not by me that I started to sign books here, it was by my fans, who found me and asked me to make a book signing session here.
man: your fans? You steal their attention, their money
Stephenie: perhaps that could be said of Justin beiber...
Man: Your words are as empty as your creativity, sparkling vampires? Your fans deserve better than that!!!
Stephenie: What is a fan!? Nothing but a miserable and milkable pile of money, but enough talk go away or I'll call the police.

And so begins a battle of wits and whip, in which the man and stephenie ended up in jail for disturbing peace

[Clockwork Pyrite]

Neat.