generally random omegle trolling.

[MegaRock35]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
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Calendars and books
Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Please read about it here.

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The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

Read about it here. Part 1, Part 2



   
      
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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

[Clockwork Pyrite]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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ALL OF THE FILLER

ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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John: Open message.
   

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
EB: alright.

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Calendars and books
Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Please read about it here.

Back in 24:00!

The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

Read about it here. Part 1, Part 2



   
      
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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

How gay can you get?

[c0mp1337]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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ALL OF THE FILLER

ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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John: Open message.
   

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
EB: alright.

> John: Look out window.


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Calendars and books
Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Please read about it here.

Back in 24:00!

The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

Read about it here. Part 1, Part 2



   
      
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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

How gay can you get?

[MegaRock35]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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ALL OF THE FILLER

ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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John: Open message.
   

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
EB: alright.

> John: Look out window.


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Calendars and books
Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Please read about it here.

Back in 24:00!

The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

Read about it here. Part 1, Part 2



   
      
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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

How gay can you get?

I can answer that.

Help I can't breathe he's just so deliriously high off his own gay.

[Clockwork Pyrite]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
EB: alright.

> John: Look out window.


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Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Please read about it here.

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The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

Read about it here. Part 1, Part 2



   
      
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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

How gay can you get?

I can answer that.

Help I can't breathe he's just so deliriously high off his own gay.

Smuppet-numbingly and All the boondollars gay.

[MegaRock35]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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ALL OF THE FILLER

ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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John: Open message.
   

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
EB: alright.

> John: Look out window.


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Calendars and books
Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Please read about it here.

Back in 24:00!

The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

Read about it here. Part 1, Part 2



   
      
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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

How gay can you get?

I can answer that.

Help I can't breathe he's just so deliriously high off his own gay.

Smuppet-numbingly and All the boondollars gay.

That is the best chart I've ever seen.

Besides the pie chart of the battle, that is.

[Death Dark]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
TG: OH SNAP
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ALL OF THE FILLER

ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
EB: alright.

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Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

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The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

Read about it here. Part 1, Part 2



   
      
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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

How gay can you get?

I can answer that.

Help I can't breathe he's just so deliriously high off his own gay.

Smuppet-numbingly and All the boondollars gay.

That is the best chart I've ever seen.

Besides the pie chart of the battle, that is.

"Massive fruitcake with a side order of pixie dust kind of god-tier homo".

[lern]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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ALL OF THE FILLER

ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
EB: alright.

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Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Please read about it here.

Back in 24:00!

The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

How gay can you get?

I can answer that.

Help I can't breathe he's just so deliriously high off his own gay.

Smuppet-numbingly and All the boondollars gay.

That is the best chart I've ever seen.

Besides the pie chart of the battle, that is.

"Massive fruitcake with a side order of pixie dust kind of god-tier homo".

lost track

[MegaRock35]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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ALL OF THE FILLER

ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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John: Open message.
   

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
EB: alright.

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Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Please read about it here.

Back in 24:00!

The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

How gay can you get?

I can answer that.

Help I can't breathe he's just so deliriously high off his own gay.

Smuppet-numbingly and All the boondollars gay.

That is the best chart I've ever seen.

Besides the pie chart of the battle, that is.

"Massive fruitcake with a side order of pixie dust kind of god-tier homo".

lost track

GAY

[Clockwork Pyrite]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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John: Open message.
   

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
EB: alright.

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Calendars and books
Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Please read about it here.

Back in 24:00!

The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

Read about it here. Part 1, Part 2



   
      
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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

How gay can you get?

I can answer that.

Help I can't breathe he's just so deliriously high off his own gay.

Smuppet-numbingly and All the boondollars gay.

That is the best chart I've ever seen.

Besides the pie chart of the battle, that is.

"Massive fruitcake with a side order of pixie dust kind of god-tier homo".

lost track

GAY

[Death Dark]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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John: Open message.
   

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
EB: alright.

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01/17/12 - "Roxy: Captchalogue one."
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01/15/12 - "Examine placronym."
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01/15/12 - "Examine room."
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Calendars and books
Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Please read about it here.

Back in 24:00!

The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

Read about it here. Part 1, Part 2



   
      
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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

How gay can you get?

I can answer that.

Help I can't breathe he's just so deliriously high off his own gay.

Smuppet-numbingly and All the boondollars gay.

That is the best chart I've ever seen.

Besides the pie chart of the battle, that is.

"Massive fruitcake with a side order of pixie dust kind of god-tier homo".

lost track

GAY

ilol'd

[Clockwork Pyrite]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
EB: alright.

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Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Please read about it here.

Back in 24:00!

The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

Read about it here. Part 1, Part 2



   
      
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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

How gay can you get?

I can answer that.

Help I can't breathe he's just so deliriously high off his own gay.

Smuppet-numbingly and All the boondollars gay.

That is the best chart I've ever seen.

Besides the pie chart of the battle, that is.

"Massive fruitcake with a side order of pixie dust kind of god-tier homo".

lost track

GAY

ilol'd

The mall here actually has one of those.

[MegaRock35]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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John: Open message.
   

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
EB: alright.

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Calendars and books
Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Please read about it here.

Back in 24:00!

The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

Read about it here. Part 1, Part 2



   
      
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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

How gay can you get?

I can answer that.

Help I can't breathe he's just so deliriously high off his own gay.

Smuppet-numbingly and All the boondollars gay.

That is the best chart I've ever seen.

Besides the pie chart of the battle, that is.

"Massive fruitcake with a side order of pixie dust kind of god-tier homo".

lost track

GAY

ilol'd

The mall here actually has one of those.

Okay... *thinking* GAY!

Hopy shit I'm a sick bastard.

[Super Ultra Shroom]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
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Calendars and books
Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Please read about it here.

Back in 24:00!

The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

Read about it here. Part 1, Part 2



   
      
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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

How gay can you get?

I can answer that.

Help I can't breathe he's just so deliriously high off his own gay.

Smuppet-numbingly and All the boondollars gay.

That is the best chart I've ever seen.

Besides the pie chart of the battle, that is.

"Massive fruitcake with a side order of pixie dust kind of god-tier homo".

lost track

GAY

ilol'd

The mall here actually has one of those.

Okay... *thinking* GAY!

Hopy shit I'm a sick bastard.

I leave for a week and what is this

[c0mp1337]

Not funny.

copy pasta was designed to ruin every last bit of originality

p. sure that this is the only trolling in the entire topic.

I always wanted to make one of these.

We have one in WPLW.   Like just about everything else.

honestly I would've quoted JUST you for this post but it'd be betraying the purpouse, so here's the original question:

What's WPLW?

Whoever posts last wins.

>implying I'm going to try and find that

>implying you won't try to find it.

>implying even this has derailed from it's own topic into WPLW and now implication battling and NOW ''Topic Name'' game and Ifind it awesome

If anyone can remember anything that was quoted as part of it, we can use the search.

COMBO HAS BEEN SAVED

Someone change this topic's name to COUNT THE AMOUNT OF QUOTES NESSECAIRY TO BREAK A PAGE

No point.

Why's that?

This is the spam zone.

How long until we break it?

I think we're quite a bit away from breaking it

daaamn

Eventually, it will all fall.

Quite.

New rule: From now on, when posting something, you have to add some text, not just quote the above. It seems waaaay too spammy that way.


>implied fortuh

The breaking point comes when the opening from the original post begins to close.  Thus it's variable per monitor.

you should all burn in hell

matryoshkas!

It's looking 3D.

What have we done.

It's about to break here.

nope

Hi guys, what's-  oh God what.

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING OCTAGONS TO 3 YEAR OLDS?
WHAT ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO DO WITH AN OCTAGON.
THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT TRIANGLES INTO THE RIGHT SLOT.

forte is it so hard to contribute by inputting some words or some youtube videos?

yes.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Night y'all.

good night fen

NOW THAT I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU TO FORTE ITS TIME TO...

Fuck it's starting to take these pages forever to load.

Shit, why not join in?
And really? It loaded almost instantly for me.

My netbook doesn't have the RAM to deal with so many flash objects loading at once, so if we could be nice and keep them out, that'd be cool.

>netbook

If it takes my 6gb of RAM so long to load this page, I can only imagine what it would do to tiny little babby computer.

Dual core 1.6 GHz Intel Atom with 1GB RAM.
And my netbook's all I have right now.

It's been all you've had for months.

Yes.

i go away for 1 day and wat is this

yeah only halfway to breaking on my end

I wonder how much RAM my computer has?
It loads instantly for me, even with YouTube videos.

It's almost reaching the right side of the page for me.

Posting from my iPod >:3 also, DD, there must be something wrong with your netbook if it takes a shitload to display shit correctly

I can't help but laugh at the fact that my 5 year old computer with only 4 gigs of RAM can load this in 4 seconds, whereas you guys are having trouble.
And it's this close to reaching the right side of the page.

8 GIGS RAM MASTER RACE

SUCK IT

The pages load fine now. It was all the youtube videos. Bear in mind that I keep my computer on next to 24/7 and never clear my RAM cache.

>clearing your cache

I'd like to remind you, Mr. 35 that I have 1GB RAM.  One.  Not four.  Not three.  One.  And a processor that makes a smart phone look fast.

That might explain why you run linux.

It certainly helps the computer actually do something.

This poor thing is just so broken now. I almost feel sorry for it.

Show no mercy. It's a wretched abomination that desrves to die.

Also, I literally keep my computer on 24/7 and only ever clear the cache if I can't get a page to load.

And damn, 1 gigabyte? Bluh.

so mine was jus borked

It's not broken for me yet. :c

to be fair, mine isnt technically borked, just overlapping.

It's like I'm looking at some kind of Zebra or something.

Black and white or white and black.

Every single one of them.

http://youtu.be/IBP5mPdeTy0

Eventually it'll all come crashing down.

never

When the little scroll button on the side of your screen gets super thin, it's getting close to busting.

Not there yet though.

Mine's still half an inch. We're a long ways off.

Deffinetly not. Each post is now a LOT more than an entire page earlier, these things load post per page, not size per page.

I forgot to quote you guys in my previous statement.

Oh well.

words words words

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam! Gaiden is the best game ever.

MegaRock you're supposed to put some text in your post.

That way it gets even bigger.

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER.

There, is that better?

This is still going? Oh.

We are going to tear this site apart with this topic at some point.

Hey look, I no longer have any clothing of which to stick upon my cranium.

You mean a skull?

That seems to happening a lot more recently.

I no longer have hats. OH WELL.

Ya know, someone told me to do a Google Image search of my username the other day. The first thing I saw was furry porn. Yeah...

Welcome to the internet.

My first result is:
   "Suspense" The Guy from Nowhere (TV episode 1950) - IMDb
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0714047/
    With Lawrence Fletcher, Catherine McLeod, Barry Nelson.

c0mp1337:
90% touhou, 10% the rest

fryman94:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1112464974/DSCN0739_bigger.JPG
i don't know who this guy is.

WHY ARE ALL THE HATS GONE

WHY IS THE RUM GONE

also

I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, I'VE GOT A JAR OF NEGATIVE HATS, AND GUESS WHAT AIN'T INSIDE IT.

Hats?

how can you tell :|

Gotta say, this is some sort of fucking dumb. : V

Opinions.

opinions are for the opiniated.

Opiniated isn't a word. 8^Y

opinionated

It's getting so HUGE.

you think THIS is huge?

clearlyeyou'veenevereseenemyepenis

Small dogs yap the loudest.

who said anything about my dog yapping

It was a metaphor.

I know that and I know what it was a metaphor for, my sentence is simply a metaphor for something else

Neat.

idd

Riveting tale, chap.

All I hear is 'Riventhrop' and 'Molotov'

Oh look, Bryansoft again.

Aren't they like the most universally hated web host of all time

SOMEONE FORGOT TO QUOTE >>

The quote pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

and taller

There needs to be some kind of counter for this.

Then write a script for that.

Nah.

Is it bad that I've given up trying to read from anything other than the "make a post" screen?

why are you posting here

To make it worse

Masochist.

*sips coffee from coffee mug*

Welp, we just bought $400 of groceries and I'm as tired as hell.

Christmas foods?

My poor netbook.  The vast majority of this tower now resides offscreen for me.

ouch, what are your netbook specs

I'd like someone to stream themselves counting just how many quotes are here. :>

That's the kind of thing you do to raise money for cancer surgery or something.

*insert comment here*

F
wOO

Man I hate it when it does that.

1GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual-core Intel Atom.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Screen resolution of 1024x600

Is it 1997 again or something.

Yes.

Figures.

Don't underestimate FSnC's power to de-rail threads. Or to have the Moderators/Admins participate.

I suppose it makes things more interesting when the mods are okay with some things going to shit for laughs.

Indeed.

Do I need to remind you who started this shit?

Yes, because I have a short attention span and have completely forgotten.

@DD

:I

It's all lern's fault for creating the topic.

I didn't create it, I created the matryoshka effect within it.

That's right, c0mp created the topic.

:I

>not using the superior :|
>2011

I still like :T better.

I would like to note that c0mp didn't start the quote tower.

Like I said, he created the topic that currently houses it.

The quote tower doesn't stop from getting taller!

welp....

Welp, indeed.

YOU CAN NOT STOP IT

it can be... sort of

Man even if the topic gets locked, mods will continue to post in it.

>implying it will get locked... oh god

oh no you guys broke it for me whilst I was away :(

Your Welcome

this is a quote foster cluck

It's only gonna get worse.

And now there's a horizontal scroll bar.

How long until we break it?

Strangely enough, it broke for me and then this post fixed it. it was broken until this one!

IT'S BECOMING SELF-REPAIRING.

i have created a monster

You just created the lab in which it was created.

Proceeding as predicted.

Critical mass is still unknown, further testing required.

FUCK YO VIDYAZ

0 days without an accident

This topic gave me Kindle Fire cancer.

Let's castrate that video.

>Castrate Video
The video is no longer a man

No, it just can no longer reproduce.

HUGE TEXT TO BREAK PAGE FASTER

>using something as unoriginal as awesome face to take up space

Other notable fagets include New Dante.

trollololol

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ALL OF THE TIME

If only the character limits on the signatures were large enough to include the Jupiter bit.

Yeah, I'd like the character limit bigger so that I could use

 
Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability there
was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth,
but, when you came down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't
something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-
dimensional space/time.

That is an amazing quote, regardless of context.

Go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

All 6 of them in the trilogy.

Yeah, I probably should. I think I may need to go get a library card, though.

Or just go BUY them.

Fixed income, mang. We barely have enough to afford essentials, like broadband, frozen desserts, and fast food.

Okay, I just don't like to ask my parents for stuff very often. I'm the only child who doesn't ask for something every other month. But it's okay, I'll probably get a job this summer, and a few months is all I need to read the whole trilogy. I mean, it's just six books.

Relatedly, isn't a seventh coming out? I know it's not by the same author, but how do you feel about it?

what The fuck is omegle?

This is omegle. It's a chat program that matches you with a stranger.

Now with a 20% greater chance of matching young girls with pedophiles!

This is an awkward time for me to suddenly return to this thread.

why do you say that

Facetious accusations of DD being a pedophile back in the old days.

wat

A Magical Place~

By "back in the old days," you mean "since the dawn of time, and continuing without end."

More or less.

<insertpretentiousretortbyDD>

I believe the way I put it was someone accused me of being a pedophile, and I responded, "Only on the weekends."  And I believe Ladyroll was involved in that.

We call her Fatrolls, son.

It started before that, actually. I remember them saying that before she signed up.

I'm not saying that's when it started, but that was an incident that referenced it, and created a small meme between my best friend and I.

Neat.

In the interest of filling up the page faster, have a bonus quote:

CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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John: Open message.
   

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
TG: but
TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
TG: ok i can accept that
TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
TG: did you get the beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did you?
TG: man i got two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
EB: alright.

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Calendars and books
Posted on 19 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Been meaning to mention: The 2012 calendars have been restocked. I signed a couple hundred of them, since I happened to be in their proximity for a little while. Signed versions will be randomly sent to those who order them! Keep an eye out for more restockings soon. And some new stuff too.

Also it's probably about time I mentioned the books again here, since they're pretty well restocked and the rush to grab them has mostly subsided. I'll open up the signed bookplate offer again in a while too. Maybe in a couple weeks.



SOPA blackout
Posted on 18 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Please read about it here.

Back in 24:00!

The Next Album: A Contest
Posted on 2 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Read more about it here!

e: Tomorrow, I leave for a week. Will I update while I am gone? You be the judge.

Y2K12 + Song of Skaia
Posted on 1 Jan. 2012 by Andrew

Another New Year's Eve gone by, another ball dropped.

Here is Mark Hadley's single, Song of Skaia. It's good! Hadley is responsible for such HS songs as Harlequin and Blackest heart.



You might have noticed I've scaled back the frequency of music releases somewhat. It was becoming sort of intense getting one or more albums ready for release every month. It also did start to feel like maybe just a little bit too much music coming at you all the time. I'd like to make sure the novelty of these doesn't deteriorate too quickly. Hence a single release seemed like a nice way to mix it up for now. I would expect albums to come out closer to every two months from now on.

On that note, I'll make an announcement about plans for the next album shortly. Preemptive tl;dr - it will be a contest. Details soon.

More misc. notes: Still working hard on restocking WP stuff. Calendars soon. All garments, somewhat later (2+ weeks). Working on zip-up hoodie variants on god tier stuff too. HS books back in stock 1/3.

The motherload
Posted on 13 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th. Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.

All god tier symbols are now available in hoodies and tees.



We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.



And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)



There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!

Olive Garden
Posted on 1 Dec. 2011 by Andrew

Does anybody remember that stupid thing a while ago where I did a soul portrait and said I'd go to the Olive Garden?

It finally happened. I went to the Olive Garden. The nightmare is over.

Read about it here. Part 1, Part 2



   
      
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GOTTA SPAM ALL OF THE SPAM

that's quite

*sunglassors*

Alot

video insertion fail

http://youtu.be/KBg4TtjFmso

I wish My Name Is Earl hadn't gotten canceled.

Okay who went crazy with the strikethroughs on mine

It's because of the whole [ S] thing being translated as a strikethrough tag.

Crazy sound tags.

The worst part is that the [noparse][/noparse] tags don't work here.

What's that do?

It makes it so the [ S] tag doesn't strike through the rest of the sentence.

In other news, this is the second time I've posted this post.

hmm

3
2\
Neat.

All colors are equal, but green is more equal. Don't use it.

How gay can you get?

I can answer that.

Help I can't breathe he's just so deliriously high off his own gay.

Smuppet-numbingly and All the boondollars gay.

That is the best chart I've ever seen.

Besides the pie chart of the battle, that is.

"Massive fruitcake with a side order of pixie dust kind of god-tier homo".

lost track

GAY

ilol'd

The mall here actually has one of those.

Okay... *thinking* GAY!

Hopy shit I'm a sick bastard.

I leave for a week and what is this

:U