some kind of weapon bullshit involving homestuck.

[c0mp1337]

so, i was like, reading homestuck and then i got around to make some sort of thread about making weapons in homestuck. if you wish to contribute, try to post the weapon, and its theoretical recipe
(you can also explain the ingredients for that weapon too).
to get you started: http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Strife_Specibus   oh you should also try to include and explain the Abstrata of the weapon you want to add

orbKind Abstratus: an orb or something of a round shape, can be thrown.

Hakurei Ying-Yang Orb: those are orbs with the appearance of the ying-yang symbol. They can only be used by a member of the Hakurei Bloodline.
Damage Type: holy
Benefits:
1.- shooting anything you shoot (ie you shoot rainbows, the orbs should too)
2.- you wont get fat by eating food. (that's right you can eat anything and feel better you obese disgrace)
3.- let out one of your favorite scents (this could be disadvantageous if you are in a stealth mission or some stealthy bullshit)
4.- can be disguised as a cat. (i don't know how useful is this unless you use it for spying)

ingredients:
Ying-Yang Orb
A photo or picture of Reimu Hakurei
Extra: a sample of your blood or your genetic code (to override the genetic lock.)

ingredients for the Ying-Yang Orbs (your run-of-the-mill kind):
a generic sphere (this one needs like 5-10 build grist)
a photo of the ying-yang symbol.

[c0mp1337]

armcannonKind Abstratus: It can be any type of gun that can be attached to your arm, or it can also be a replacement for your arm that fires energy/ballistic/wahtever blasts.

Megaman's Plasma Cannon: i don't need to explain this already since you know what is this.
Damage type: beam/plasma
Ingredients:
a picture/photo of Megaman
a regular arm cannon

[lern]

eggKind abstratus: Any throwable piece of unborn bird or otherwise unborn non-mammal fetus, usually it's shell, be it fertilised or otherwise.

Acid Capsule: A small shell of an unborn animal, be it fertilised or not, which upon impact melts anything. Great for throwing at school boys from high balconies.
Damage type:  Poison/Lava
Ingredients:
(Lightly) Irradiated Steak
"The color purple" book (Must be combined with A green pen to create The color green)
A green pen (Must be combined with "The color purple" book to create The color green)
An egg
Any Dr. Seuss book


baloonKind abstratus: Any throwable baloon affected by gravity. Prefferably filled with liquids.
Nerveloony: A balloon filled with strange liquids capable of driving people insane. Great for throwing at school girls from high balconies.
Damage type: Mental/Water
Ingredients:
Flask of Alcohol
Bottle of Water
Balloon
Acid Capsule

[c0mp1337]

bladeKind: tool weapon or machine which is used for cutting, puncturing, stab, slice etc.

Excalibur: the sword of legend used by king Arthur.
Damage type: Holy
Ingredients: ??? units of Admantite

Excalipoor: Often confused with Excalibur, this weapon is a legendary piece of shit.
Damage Type: Non-elemental
Attributes:
1.-Physical attacks deal the lowest damage possible.
2.-Any type of attack will never miss.
3.- it deals normal damage if thrown.

Ingredients:
Excalibur
a cheap knockoff

[c0mp1337]

Prehistoric Switcheroo: its a weapon that can change to an axe or sword. (based on Monster hunter's switch axe weapon Type)
Abstrata: Dual bladeKind/axeKind
Damage Type: Dragon (its monster hunter allright)

Ingredients:
Ginormus Teeth
100 units steel
Greatsword
Battle Axe
Monster Fur or skin

[lern]

Excalibur: the sword of legend used by king Arthur.
Damage type: Holy
Ingredients: ??? units of Admantite

Excalibur was made out of orihalcum. [/nerd]

[c0mp1337]

Excalibur: the sword of legend used by king Arthur.
Damage type: Holy
Ingredients: ??? units of Admantite

Excalibur was made out of orihalcum. [/nerd]

there are a lot of recipes for that sword, not only limited to one.

[c0mp1337]

some weapons or other things might not have an abstrata so yeah, you might want to strap an abstrata to it if you want.

The Luna Dial:
Description: Sakuya Izayoi's pocket watch. It can stop time for a limited period, takes some seconds for the effect to activate and has a quite considerable cooldown.

Possible Abstrata: clockKind
Ingredients:
a pocket watch
A picture of the Moon or the moon itself

[Forte]

fruitKind

Grenapple: As boringly cartoon cliche as you can get, it's a grenade that looks exactly like an apple, all the way down to having whitish C-4 flesh! It has to be lit tough, so it makes it more of a bomb than a grenade.
Damage Type: explosive

Recipies:

10 Build Grist (Apple && Grenade)

10 Build Grist, 5 Shale (Paper && C-4 && Colored Pencil || Crayon || Food Coloring) - This recipie allows for you to manufacture your grenapples in any color of the rainbow! Great for those of us who just have to keep a UNIFORM COLOR SCHEME to all of our accessories and weapons. Mix multiple coloring devices and see what happens!

[c0mp1337]

Dragonborn Helmet: your helmet now with 200% dragon horns. it also forces the soul of a dragon inside your body EVERY SINGLE TIME you wear it, which is slightly less non-painful, but it lets you use the magic a dragon would possess. (which is a rather nice bonus to the PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA that enters your body)

Recipe(s):
20 build grist, 10 Caulk  (Iron Helmet && Horns && A dragon || the picture of a Dragon)


Herr Fursecutor: now you can feel like a NAZI, without suffering the SOCIAL DRAWBACK. furry disapproved.

recipe:
5 build grist, 1945 Tar (peaked cap && some pic about furry abuse)

[c0mp1337]

Evoker: the same as the ones used by SEES members
Abilities: Lets you use Personae.
Drawbacks: maybe the temporal Psychological trauma.
Abstrata: pistolKind
Recipe:
100 Build grist (a pistol && a copy of Persona 3 || a copy of persona 3 portable || persona 3: FES)


Rainbow Drinker Killer: like the vampire killer, but for rainbow drinkers.
Abstrata: whipKind
Recipe:
100 build grist, 1 diamond (a whip && a copy of troll castlevania)

[Clockwork Pyrite]

c0mp you forgot FES

[c0mp1337]

c0mp you forgot FES

oh damn, you are right. recipe updaterd

[Clockwork Pyrite]

Dart Gun: Fires darts that may be dipped in any sort of fluid substance
Abilities: Allows the firing of <DART>, <POISON DART>, <HEALING DART>, and <DRUGGED DART>.
Drawbacks: Slow to reload, darts take time to travel
Abstrata: primitiveKind (used by cultures without the benefits urbanization carries)
Recipe:
30 Build grist (rubber band && medium block of wood||medium block of plastic||small trigger hinge)