silly things you would only on /v/

[c0mp1337]

ill be postin anything that looks lulzy or interesting... like this

A. Pick a video game industry or a game genre. It is now erased from existence and everyone will behave as if it had never existed in the first place.

B. Pick three developers. You know have their programming/designing/modding skills combined.

C. Pick two games. The company of your choice will release a merging of these two within six months, with the characteristics you like about each game.

D. Pick two games. The companies that made them will release sequels of these games within a month. If that company is dead, you may pick any company instead.

E. Design carefully the game of your dreams for three years (or more). When you're done, all the game files will magically appear in a folder on your computer. Once they're created, you may not go back. You do not gain any programming skill. If you intend to make your game public, it must be free and open-source; you are not allowed to make any profit out of it. If you intend to make it multiplayer, you are provided a lobby server too.

F. Buy up to four games from 2022. Their files magically appear on your computer. All compatibility problems are magically solved. No one will be able to see these files until their actual release.

G. Pick any female character from any video game. You may have sweet passionate sex with her once a week. She will always slip in your bed every week if you wish it no matter what.

H. Pick any male character from any video game. He's now your best bro and bodyguard if need be. However he needs to be fed, sheltered etc.

I. Everyone you know and everyone on /v/ has a sudden surge of interest toward the games you play.

J. Every game is now free of charges and people support developers they like through donations.

i could work out with G, C, or B

The Doctor and his companions visit the setting of the last videogame you played. How does he impact things?

>trouble in terrorist town.

hope the doctor has other reincarnations up his sleeve.

[Death Dark]

B.

Bethesda, assuming I get the TES 3, 4, & 5 teams in that.
Square Enix (for graphical beauty)
And Blizzard, so long as I don't turn into a massive whore.

With these powers combined, I will make the most beautifully addicting sandbox RPG ever.

[c0mp1337]

for B i picked:
HAL laboratory for making cute games with SURPRISE DARKNESS AND GRAPHICAL VIOLENCE
Valve software for getting games right but the downside of valvetime
Team shangai alice for awesome music scoring and Fm synth skill.

i would make an awesome cute em up

[c0mp1337]

What makes a good villian?

and then i found this:

[Death Dark]

for B i picked:
HAL laboratory for making cute games with SURPRISE DARKNESS AND GRAPHICAL VIOLENCE
Valve software for getting games right but the downside of valvetime
Team shangai alice for awesome music scoring and Fm synth skill.

i would make an awesome cute em up

And both of us would take 20 years to release a game.

[c0mp1337]

for B i picked:
HAL laboratory for making cute games with SURPRISE DARKNESS AND GRAPHICAL VIOLENCE
Valve software for getting games right but the downside of valvetime
Team shangai alice for awesome music scoring and Fm synth skill.

i would make an awesome cute em up

And both of us would take 20 years to release a game.

:V

The Marshall Point Foundation of Science and Study has just released their findings on their latest study on the effects of viotlent video games on children, the results of which are, to say the least, less than expected. Their study reports that children who play violent video games have a higher senitivity level to violence than children who don't.

Brandon Cooper, one of the children monitored for the study, played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare so much that he decided to try out for the real american military. The results, as Drill Instructor Walter Higgs described, "a complete disaster."

"When Brandon first told me he wanted to join the army 'cause of a video game, i actually got a little scared." Higgs remarked. "Within a few days, i discovered my fears to be completely without merit."

Eye witnesses report that when Cooper first arrived at the military camp's gun course, the sound of the weapons firing all around him made him "visably distressed." When he was finally ready to fire a gun, Higgs described what happened next "surprised the entire platoon."

"Before he fired the gun, i tried to explain the concept of recoil to him, and he looked at me like i had lobsters in my ears." Higgs recalled. "Then when he actually fired the damn thing, he made the most girlish scream I've heard in my life and fell over. The damn thing was loaded with blanks!"

Afterwards, Cooper reportedly "began to cry" and had to carried away by fellow recruits. Cooper was later deemed "mentally insufficent" to continue training.

In an even more extreme situation, another child reportedly "went hysterical" upon simply seeing a gun in his father's gun safe. "I tried to show hm my new hunting rifle." said Walter Greene, father of the child. "He instantly flipped out, started breathing heavily, begged me not to come near him with the thing, and one point i had to go get him his inhaler."

The children monitored by the study were all different, by everyone single instance they were introduced to a weapon or combat all ended the exact same way, with crying and hysterics.

Gary Herrman, head researcher and founder of MPFSS said that all of this was "no surprise."

"When a child plays a violent video game, they assume everything they're seeing is 100% accurate." said Herrman. "A video game simply shows a character shooting a weapon and earning points, it tells them nothing about recoil, or how a gun is to be assembled, let alone portray the mental anguish that can be brought on from such an event."

"They go into these situations with a very simplistic, Hollywoodized version in their heads of what's going to happen, and they quickly discover what they believe is not the case."

Jason Smith, anti-videogame activist and head of the group Parents Lobbying Against Sensationalist and Terrifying Interactive Codswallop (PLASTIC) said that this new report was "nothing to worry about."

"Facts and satistics have never stood in the way doing what's morally correct in the past, and they certainly won't stop us now." said Mr. Smith.

http://kotaku.com/5835644/video-games-make-children-resenitized-to-violence

oh god my sides, they hurt from laughter

DDEDIT:  I took out the spoiler tags so that people can actually read this wall of  text.

[Death Dark]

Troll in the link is "Thrun, the Last Troll."

4/4 legendary Troll (mythic rare Mirrodin Besieged)

Can't be countered, hexproof, 1G:  Regenerate.

[Forte]

Troll in the link is "Thrun, the Last Troll."

4/4 legendary Troll (mythic rare Mirrodin Besieged)

Can't be countered, hexproof, 1G:  Regenerate.

They made a Magic Card out of me?

[Death Dark]

You're not legendary.

The guy who trolled Oprah is legendary.

[c0mp1337]

Remember the last 3 video games you played.

The most recent two are now combined into one game. The oldest of the three's main character is now the protagonist.

katawa shoujo+touhou 13+ meta knight from kirby's return to dreamland= bullethell featuring a adorably badass guy who has to thwart the plans of lengendary cripple girls to revive their patron

[Clockwork Pyrite]

Some day I'm actually going to play Katawa Shoujo.

But I don't want to feel all those feels.

[Death Dark]

I'm becoming increasingly curious as to what that is.

[c0mp1337]

I'm becoming increasingly curious as to what that is.

http://forum.fortescomics.net/index.php?topic=1228.0

fun fact: /jp/ bans threads about it, /v/ and /a/ became trainwrecks and general threads are still coming

[c0mp1337]

It's finally over.

The hero has just penetrated your defenses and inflicted a wound with the very contraption that was created to seal your power. Already you can feel the bane of your malevolent existence coursing through your body, immobilizing you as the last of your strength fades through your fingertips. Suddenly you begin to regurgitate blood from the unhealable wound you've sustained, and it becomes clear this is the end.

While the hero walks over to you with his most powerful weapon, you attempt to summon enough strength to look him in the eye. But you can't. You lay humbled before his power, staring down at his feet. As he prepares to administer the coup de grâce to you and the sirens of the after-life begin calling your name, you open your mouth and tell him...

and heeres some samples:

"If you kill me, you're not better than me"
>He lets me go

Buy the day one limited edition DLC for my true ending.

No matter how many times you beat this game again...you'll never recapture the feeling you have right now...

FUS DO RAH

[Clockwork Pyrite]

YOU'RE TOO LATE. MY DEATH WILL STOP NOTHING!