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February 11, 2012, 09:29:22 AM

/FSnC\ Forte: Obama challenges nasa to land a space probe with astronauts on an asteroid before 2025
/FSnC\ Forte: Scientist justifies it by saying "it will make us smarter than the dinosaurs"
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: >implying that won't happen
/FSnC\ Forte: I've never been so sold on anything in my entire life.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: ...
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Wow
/FSnC\ Forte: Because we all know the dinosaurs were sitting around
/FSnC\ Forte: and one was like
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: That scientist is either really stupid, or a trp;;
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: troll*
/FSnC\ Forte: SHIT MAN THERE"S A FUCKING ASTEROID AND ITS GOING TO HIT EARTH ONE DAY
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: My money's on troll
/FSnC\ Forte: WE SHOULD BUILD A ROCKET AND STUDY THAT SHIT
/FSnC\ Forte: and the other dinosaurs who were like high or something were like
/FSnC\ Forte: what the fuck is a rocket
/FSnC\ Forte: go kill yourself.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: And so he did
/FSnC\ Forte: and then Sciensaurus went extenct.
/FSnC\ Forte: about 10,000 years later, everyone else did too.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: breadgloves.jpg
/FSnC\ Forte: but if being smarter than dinosaurs doesn't make you happy
/FSnC\ Forte: Bill Nye himself commented on this mission
/FSnC\ Forte: and said that it might end up saving earth.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: When BILL
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: MOTHERFUCKING
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: NYE
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Says it
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: It's true
/FSnC\ Forte: indeed.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: After asteroids, then what?
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Set fire to Pluto?
/FSnC\ Forte: Mars of course
/FSnC\ Forte: because there's totally a reason to visit the solar system's desert.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: I like my idea better.
/FSnC\ Forte: yeah but Pluto takes too long.
/FSnC\ Forte: it's like
/FSnC\ Forte: 40 years to get out there
/FSnC\ Forte: or something.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Who cares
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: W can set fire
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: to a planet made of solid methane
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Why not.
/FSnC\ Forte: I'm sure the universe doesn't need Pluto
/FSnC\ Forte: and it's not even a planet.
/FSnC\ Forte: so sounds like a great idea.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: breadgloves.jpg

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Murphy's Laws of Combat

« on: June 04, 2008, 10:27:40 AM »

These are pretty funny...I don't feel like typing them for you all...so read them from here...my favorite is "Sniper's Motto:Reach out and touch someone" as illustrated in this picture, popped that sucker with a .50 cal.

THE FOLLOWING IMAGE IS NOT FOR THE WEAK OF STOMACH, or for Iraqi sympathizers...


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Re: Murphy's Laws of Combat

« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2008, 10:52:23 AM »

Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

A headshot is not an example of this. An example of Murphy's Law would be someone going to pull the pin out of their grenade, and the grenade slips out of their hand as they pull. The grenade, now live, falls back into some sort of container of explosives (more grenades, RPG rounds, rockets, missiles, nukes, whatever), and takes out everyone on their own side, not harming a single enemy.