Diablo 3

[Zozma]

http://eu.blizzard.com/diablo3/

Its about damn time

[Death Dark]

It seems as if the Witch Doctor is the new Necromancer.

[Buradi-Mari]

I wanna play it!!!!

[Sh3ld00r]

ya it is...i cant believe it took them this long

[Criaric]

No Release Date *Sigh*

[Sepuku.exe]

It will never happen

[Hobro]

Isometric Grim Dark World of Warcraft.

Nothing to see here, move along.

[Sh3ld00r]

the release date better be soon damit

[ShadowMan X]

Has anyone played this game yet?

[Forte]

No one can because all the servers are down.

What a piece of shit.

[lern]

Has anyone played this game yet?

YES

WHY ARE YOU NOT PLAYING THIS

forte speak for yourself bitch I am already level 35 at nightmare difficulty

this game makes my balls rock flipping hard

[icefire65]

this game makes my balls rock flipping hard

Get that checked out.

Also I'm not getting it. Always online drm accompanied by shitty servers Makes an unplayable game

[lern]

this game makes my balls rock flipping hard

Get that checked out.

Also I'm not getting it. Always online drm accompanied by shitty servers Makes an unplayable game

being an american makes an unplayable game

one of the first time the videogaming community in europe is happy since fucking ever. schadenfreude for the win. I saw some american rage videos from fat boys. I lolled so hard and kept screaming at my screen LOL NOOB HAHA U GET ZA ERROR 37 LOLOLOL

I'm still shocked none of them just temporarily SERVER TRANSFERRED like I did when europe went down. I mean fuck, everyone can play anywhere so america is raging that they managed to take their own server down. grats fat kid you just raged at your own fucking fault.

[Forte]

Servers aren't region locked?

This is almost a reason to call American players retarded, but only if you can transfer characters between servers, otherwise it's completely rational to not want to waste time playing on a huehuehuebrbrbr server and then lose your progress.

Either way it's a shitty game.

[lern]

Servers aren't region locked?

This is almost a reason to call American players retarded, but only if you can transfer characters between servers, otherwise it's completely rational to not want to waste time playing on a huehuehuebrbrbr server and then lose your progress.

Either way it's a shitty game.

i dont get what the fuck you just tried to say. No, you can't transfer progress, I admit it, but let's see it this way.

[edit] think i get what you meant. No, every player can access every region but can't transfer progress. [/edit]

A guy brings 3 different colored horses to a school, and each kid tries to ride the horse of his favorite color (after paying him). now, most of the kids want to ride the blue white and red horses, because they're multicolored. So there are so many kids trying to ride one, that there's just not enough horses. Should the kid try riding another horse until there are less people riding his multicolored horse or cry and bitch like a retard? If the kid wants his horsey so badly, it's not like he doesn't have a horsey, it's just that the next best horsey is not his horsey so instead he rants and flames the entire youtube community and uploads ugly videos like most fat american ragers did. now there's a reason I used italics, it was to emphasize I'm not talking about all you americans calling you fat, I'm saying all fat american ragers do that.

As for the no progress transfer; that's kinda silly but kind of super hard to do as far as I know and might be an external future feature like with WoW, only in WoW, you had tons of servers for each region whereas here you have 3 servers, 1 for each region, each server designed to hold the entirety of the internet together but guess what it can't always be so perfect. you still think I'm talking crap? well let's take the horses example again. say a kid developed a love for his multicolored horse, but then the horse knocks him off his back because it is tired. imagine the kid doesn't sue. He could try riding another multicolored horse, but those, as we already said, were ridden to death and are not only ALL being ridden by kids, but one by one the angered horses are launching and propelling kids off into the sky because wow holy shit guys there's just more kids riding horses than there are horses. So what should the kid do?
A: eat a burger like a good fat american (Alternatively, the real life example is TAKE A FUCKING BREAK FROM A VIDEO GAME ONCE IN A WHILE AND STOP TRYING TO RECONNECT)
B: bitch and whine to the dude with the horses (AKA rant on youtube about error 37 newsflash if the people watch this from america they are fully fucking aware and if they watch this from the rest of the world they're just rofling at your sheer idiocy)
C: continue trying to ride the multicolored horse, fully aware he WILL knock you off again because it DOES need a break (aka continously forcing yourselves to see the error 37 message which you could spare yourself by, NOT retrying till the end of time)
D: realize that the love he has developed for his silly horse is a love for a horse he has only played with for a bit and leave the horse for another horse. (as in, realizing that the servers crashed so fast that no one managed to make THAT MUCH PROGRESS that it's disapointing that the servers don't work, and should just move on to another server and burn time until US' servers are fucking ok)

tl;dr beeb boop american fat fan boys are angry nerd ragers.