[Forte] 10:48 pm: Sex is when a man and woman sleep together with all of their clothes on
[Cobalt] 10:48 pm: oooh
[Forte] 10:48 pm: Then santa claus brings them a child
[Forte] 10:48 pm: But because of customs laws
[Forte] 10:48 pm: it takes nine months.
[Forte] 10:48 pm: and Santa has to give the woman all of his fat
[Cobalt] 10:48 pm: aaah makes sense
[Forte] 10:48 pm: so that he can pick it up later.