contingency plans.

[c0mp1337]

here post something that is going to be useful if you soemhow end up in a videogame setting that becomes real.
ill start:
IF somehow you get gapped by yukari yakumo, and end up in gensokyo...

• hope you know japanese
• hope the folk at gensokyo know your language
• avoid any fights, ANY.
• search for the hakurei shrine and hope that the shrine maiden helps you
• if the shrine maiden asks you for money. then get a job
• if you dont know japanese then go to keine's school, she'll teach you. (but dont forget any homework she gives to you, youll get a headbutt [it hurts more if she's in her hakutaku form])
• try to develop any magic, mystical, latent powers. they'll come in handy
• try to make spellcards, you can do them of the theme you like

ill add more. now you guys post your contingency plans for if you soemhow end in a place like hell, heaven, spira, earth in 19xx whatever

[Clockwork Pyrite]

Hate to necro something this bad, but.

Jet Set Radio

-Hope to god you can rollerblade
-Know how to spraypaint
-Have no problems disrespecting authority, especially authority with guns

[Hobro]

Dead Rising

-Break trashcans, always.
-Pick up any books about axe murderers
-When in doubt about food, throw it in a blender.
-Learn how to leg drop and knee drop.

Dead Space 1/2

-Do NOT be a security officer.
-Be an engineer.
-If you're suspicious, throw something at it.
-Mining tools are better than military technology.
-Learn how to effectively use kinesis.
-Saw blades are your most valuable resource.
-Do not go near anything that looks remotely similar to a double-helix.
-Do not get a girlfriend.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (All of them)

-Carry bolts.
-Carry bandages.
-Be a bro to everyone you meet, unless they're totally not bros, in which case shoot them.
-Aim for the head.
-Never use full-auto if your firearm has a selector switch.
-Keep a rifle and a shotgun on you at all times.
-Always have a scope on your rifle.
-Stay inside when the sky splits and turns red.
-Do not be a hippie.

[c0mp1337]

Booletstorm:

• search for a energy leash
• pray for dropkits
• pray for weapons
• pray your teammates are not injured, fatally enough to place a machine inside them to keep them alive and kicking (making them a little more badass)
• pray the AI inside that machine doesnt take over
• kill your enemies in the most cool way possible
• search for a escape capsule out of the planet
• never trust your last commander aka general fuckhead
• speak dick, it's the only language everyone understands.

[Clockwork Pyrite]

Persona 3/4
-Be mute
-Be outgoing
-Don't cringe at honorifics
-Have knowledge of how to use a sword
-Do not mind having absolutely no time to yourself
-Have absolutely no problem putting gun-shaped objects to your head and pulling the trigger