/FSnC\ Forte: Obama challenges nasa to land a space probe with astronauts on an asteroid before 2025 /FSnC\ Forte: Scientist justifies it by saying "it will make us smarter than the dinosaurs" [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: >implying that won't happen /FSnC\ Forte: I've never been so sold on anything in my entire life. [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: ... [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Wow /FSnC\ Forte: Because we all know the dinosaurs were sitting around /FSnC\ Forte: and one was like [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: That scientist is either really stupid, or a trp;; [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: troll* /FSnC\ Forte: SHIT MAN THERE"S A FUCKING ASTEROID AND ITS GOING TO HIT EARTH ONE DAY [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: My money's on troll /FSnC\ Forte: WE SHOULD BUILD A ROCKET AND STUDY THAT SHIT /FSnC\ Forte: and the other dinosaurs who were like high or something were like /FSnC\ Forte: what the fuck is a rocket /FSnC\ Forte: go kill yourself. [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: And so he did /FSnC\ Forte: and then Sciensaurus went extenct. /FSnC\ Forte: about 10,000 years later, everyone else did too. [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: breadgloves.jpg /FSnC\ Forte: but if being smarter than dinosaurs doesn't make you happy /FSnC\ Forte: Bill Nye himself commented on this mission /FSnC\ Forte: and said that it might end up saving earth. [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: When BILL [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: MOTHERFUCKING [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: NYE [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Says it [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: It's true /FSnC\ Forte: indeed. [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: After asteroids, then what? [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Set fire to Pluto? /FSnC\ Forte: Mars of course /FSnC\ Forte: because there's totally a reason to visit the solar system's desert. [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: I like my idea better. /FSnC\ Forte: yeah but Pluto takes too long. /FSnC\ Forte: it's like /FSnC\ Forte: 40 years to get out there /FSnC\ Forte: or something. [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Who cares [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: W can set fire [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: to a planet made of solid methane [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Why not. /FSnC\ Forte: I'm sure the universe doesn't need Pluto /FSnC\ Forte: and it's not even a planet. /FSnC\ Forte: so sounds like a great idea. [FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: breadgloves.jpg
