shenanigans on a eastern land, a fantasy dreamland and a natureless world.

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ROUND TWO, STRIFE!!!!

>Aggrieve
=>Hammer
And aim for his body!

Bam, you deal 1 point of damage. too bad you weren't able to make him flinch

DDD: Hammer down kirby

He takes a giant mighty swing from his hammer and deals 3 damage!!!, it sends you flying through a wall dealing 1 point of wallrush damage

Kirby's health [||||xxxxxxxxx]
Dedede's health [||||||||||||x]

[MegaRock35]

>Switch to Bubble 5: Random Roulette, and pray to a loving non-specific culturally ambiguous deity of your choice that you get Chef Kirby

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ROUND 3, STRIFE!!!

>Use item in Bubble 5: Random Roulette, and pray to a loving non-specific culturally ambiguous deity of your choice that you get Chef Kirby

Lots of bruises in your body, down to 4 hitpoints, you are almost unconscious and there the roulette goes... You roll a...

1!!!

You transform into... Broom Kirby!!!!

You are so, so, screwed....

DDD:Put this bastard out of his misery, use Kirby as a golf ball

Dedede transforms his hammer into a giant driver golf club, and...

SMASH!!! It sends you flying at high speeds

2 points of damage plus crashing through a wall dealing 1 damage.

Still flying through the air, before you lose concsiousness... You pass by two figures, a Youthful Spirit and a Youngish Youkai (who is not any less beautiful than the youthful spirit)

Clock: 2:00->0:01

Commands available for YS and YY:
>Catch the poor thing before he crashes into a wall and fall to a spike pit

[MegaRock35]

>Catch the poor thing before he crashes into a wall and fall to a spike pit

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>Catch the poor thing before he crashes into a wall and falls into a spike pit

Wait for it... wait for it... NOW!!!!

Auto-parrying with your boobs... nice idea, seems to have worked and kirby is now fully safe altough really weakened, bruised and battered.

You three set off to kirby's house while kirby recieving grief consueling and well... cake will be baked for him later.

after arriving at kirby's, well... most of it is destroyed, the banquet is gone, along with bakery goods that were in the kitchen. kirby breaks down in tears.

2x Cheek smooch

You two give him a kiss to make him feel better

Yuyu, Yukarin and Kirby: fall asleep already

right, before setting things right and get revenge and maybe eat along the way. you three take a long nap.

END OF CHAPTER 2

blah blah, this came out better than chapter 1
so then ill start chapter 1 from scratch.... when im not lazy or shit. dont expect something in a while